Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Wizardo 33

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

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TheKingKen 22

Tell him the same thing. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

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Zebediabolical 39

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Fmlreadermostly 20

Asking someone to do something for you that you would never do for them is hypocritical. Learn how to use a dictionary before you try to be a smart-aleck and you might use terminology correctly one day.

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rocker_chick23 27

#15: Please tell us she dumped your worthless, hypocritical ass.

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PenguinBitch 43

I'm going out on a limb here and say he was joking.

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rocker_chick23 27

His girlfriend should have said "Ew you pee from there" refusing to give him head. Girls have a separate hole, but men piss and cum from the same hole.

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rocker_chick23 27

#54: He could be joking, but I know men who don't go down on their girlfriends because they think women pee from their ******.

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itooamscrewed 10

Women do not pee from their ********. Are you twelve?

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llamaslikesoda 21

#212, #62 was saying "because men think woman pee from their ******", learn to read before you criticize someone's words.

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blazerman_fml 17

Well that's selfish!69!that should fix your problems!Good luck :)

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x_the_lancer_x 13

If he is immature enough to find sex so repulsive, then he shouldn't have any ******** at all until he grows a pair.

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chrryblndchick 6

As the great Dan Savage has said: In this day and age the giving of oral sex is standard with every model. Any refusing to preform should be immediately returned!

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abc_1_2_3 12

That's what happens when you date immature 12 year olds.

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ladyg228 15

That's a major deal breaker!! Cut your lost now

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JRT98 12

I hope he's handy, your situation sucks. But if you really wanna get him to do it, say it's this or a strap-on.

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crazydave1998 6

maybe you stink down there

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erenjaeger 16

Am I the only one who finds the idea of oral sex on either end repulsive? Like I honestly am grossed out by the idea of going down on someone, as well as the idea of someone going down on me.

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mageepaigeee44 15

Then you've obviously never received head. It's AWESOME.

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brokenjawskhan 21

you're not the only one dude, I'm with you! the entire idea of oral sex is yuk :/

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LisaDay 14

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Narwhal23 10

#33 I have received head, and I still find the idea of oral sex on either end against my morals values

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Nope, I agree. I don't enjoy giving it, and I absolutely hate receiving it. It's never going to be my favorite thing.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why these people are getting down voted. It's not everyone's cup of tea.

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PhoenixRiver 10

it's probably not that you guys don't like it, it also Depends who gives it to you. some people are good at it. practice makes perfect ;)

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AninOnin 24

25, you're not the only one! I used to be that way. I thought it was demeaning and disgusting for me to give head, and I assumed my partner felt the same way about me, so I never let him go down on me. Now I think my mentality was such because it was too early for me to think about it in terms of giving and receiving love. It's not for everyone, but that's okay. The people downvoting you are just immature.

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GSU2013 6

I don't understand this whole morals thing. So just oral sex is against your values but penetrating sex isn't? How does that work? Not dogging you 52, really just curious.

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erenjaeger 16

I'm not worried about downvotes. I knew people would disagree with it. And plus, everyone has things they're uncomfortable with when it comes to sex, as well as things they like. This is just something that I feel uncomfortable with, and I was curious if there were other people who felt that way, since all I ever hear is people talking about how good it is.

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geekbuscus 19

I'm half with you too. I LOVE giving regardless of gender but I've never been a fan of receiving.

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mageepaigeee44 15

I mean, I wasn't all about it when I used to receive from someone who didnt know what they were doing but when you're with someone who understands your body it's more enjoyable than penetration (for most women since most can't achieve ****** through sex). You have to be comfortable with your own body though. And try not to be too disgusted. I clean down there prior and in reality, it's just skin :)

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marcranger 28

74, the same thing could be said about anal. Sure, it might be pleasurable with a gentle and responsive partner, but if you don't like it or even the idea of it, you're going to find it personally repulsive no matter what. And for the record, I am also anti-oral, both giving and receiving. And yes, I've been with men who had studied the technique. Still disgusting to me...do you know how many germs are in the human mouth?

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Littlebrraatt 14

some religions look at oral sex as "waisting the seed" I'm not trying to be a jerk I understand how some people don't enjoy it, and I understand about religion. I personally LOVE going down on a woman but I have to be VERY comfortable with someone before I let them eat me out. I didnt always enjoy it, until my girlfriend of 2 years now went down on me. now its very enjoyable but I don't really crave it. lol @#94

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