Sex and Intimacy: Double standard - FML

Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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Same thing different taste

Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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You deserved it 12 201

What a wuss

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 08:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML

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You deserved it 329

By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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You deserved it 9 713

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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You deserved it 4 681

Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Spicy

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 164

You deserved it 7 104

By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

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Top comments

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:46

Asshole

Wizardo 33

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:47

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

Sunday 13 July 2014 20:58

It's prolly too hairy!! No one likes going down on cotton candy.

Nakoma_fml 10

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:12

I've never had pubic flavored cotton candy, but the regular ones are ******* awesome.

geekbuscus 19

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:25

There are many people who don't mind it and some who prefer it. That applies to the curlies on men and women.

Urpoppy 21

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:10

Dump him.

gameover18 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:13

A real man will try his best to make his GF happy. He will even go down and part the red sea if you know what I mean.

geekbuscus 19

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:21

Your genitals do not define your gender. One of my good friends had his testicles removed due to testicular cancer. Is he not a man now? I'll avoid the issue of Transgender as well. What an ignorant statement.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:33

I think a ******* is more disgusting than sex...I mean any guy would probably jump at the opportunity

KarlwithaK91 12

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:35

you should just have him look at everyone's response towards this issue and hopefully he'll understand how ridiculous he's being...

ProudDaddy 7

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:43

That's like my favorite thing lol close second to actual sex lol

csjc 16

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:49

He's am idiot. It tastes wonderful!

metalhead88 9

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:50

What a pussy

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:51

#87 Real man is an expression. It means a man who isn't a total douchebag. It doesn't have anything to do with testicles

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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML

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Today, while waiting for gallbladder removal surgery, I have to stop taking the anti-acid medication that's helping me not have attacks, because my iron level is too low for surgery and the pills make it so that I can't absorb iron easily. FML

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Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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Today, I tried to take a cool selfie with my coffee mug for Instagram. As I posed, I didn’t realize the mug was tilted, and I poured hot coffee all over myself. FML

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Today, it's been a week that my girlfriend has been mad at me but still won’t tell me why, but then she came on to me all sexy like, so I thought all was forgiven. Nope, she was just horny. Once she got her orgasm, she left me blue-balled, went right back to being mad at me, and still won’t explain why. FML

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