Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Wizardo 33

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

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katebond 16

i like that guy, He's funny ;p

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TheNiceOne 20

Give and you shall receive.

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kaytasha 18

What clueless selfishness, whats good for the goose is also good for the gander.

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FimogenFeels 14

It would be one thing if he just didn't want to do that, but to ask for you to give him a *******? Sorry OP.

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babybear420 7

And let me guess .... You have him one?

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mattrd_fml 31

I thought all guys loved to do that...

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Alastrina_fml 20

That's idiotic. ALL women have a natural odor "down there". If a guy complains that she smells bad down there, just fart in his face and tell him it could be a LOT worse!!! I'm joking, but seriously if you exercise basic hygiene and take care of yourself "down there" and he STILL won't do it? He's an idiot.

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guiltnazan 23

Let me preface my statement with another: I love going down on women, it's my favorite act in the bedroom. That being said, there ARE some people who just don't like going down, and that's fine. It's not just about hygiene or taking care of yourself, it's a personal preference. There are girls that like to go down on guys, guys who like to go down on girls, girls who don't like to go down, and guys who don't like to go down. Long point short being, don't get so upset unless you know WHY they reacted the way they did.

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allplayedout 20

In that case, he shouldn't expect to receive oral himself--much less go all the way over the line by saying the idea of going down on her is disgusting. Not being comfortable with it is one thing; being a raging, immature douchebag is quite another.

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LisaDay 14

if he wants something that she is obviosly willing to do, why shouldn't he get any?

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kingdomgirl94 29

83 you also forgot the girls who like to go down on girls and the guys who like to go down on guys ;)

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kingdomgirl94 29

Because she wants the same thing that he wants her to but, but that he's NOT willing to do in return. That's like sharing a chocolate bar with a friend when they don't have one because they asked you nicely, but them refusing to share with you when you don't have one, even if you asked them nicely. One good deed deserves another.

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mine747 12

my boyfriend is the same way. hes had some bad experiances in the past and it wigs him out. he assures me regularly that mine doesnt seem to be a bad one but hes still afraid. i feel your pain.

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Z3R0G5 23

Maybe he is gay but not ready to come out

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