Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
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Wizardo 33

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

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metheonlyb 17

I don't understand the problem with guys sometime. I went down on a girl, and we both enjoyed it. I just loved doing that.

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salvorican 24

Story time: My best friend tells me everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. He's told me about his experiences of going down on girls and realizing just how unclean they are. To the point where it wreaks so bad that he has to go up for air and he doesn't know how to get out of it without hurting the girls feelings. Did anyone think that this might be the case with OP? Or maybe her boyfriend has had bad experiences of this too. Still, he shouldn't expect a ******** if he's not willing to give to you OP.

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blazerman_fml 17

Hope one of those girls wasn't you!Just kidding haha it would be pretty funny though.. Like when u say I have a friend who....and everyone knows the friend is actually you! >.

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HylianTwilight 21

What's funny is my boyfriend is the same way about oral. His past lovers reeked horribly and didn't taste all that good, but apparently I'm different, and he loves going down on me. I find receiving to be uncomfortable though...with the majority of my exes saying that going down on a girl is horrible and that it smells bad and tastes bad. Led me to a whole lot of insecurities regarding my hygiene. :/ I wonder if the OP showers every day and makes sure she's clean. If she does, then her boyfriend is a hypocritical asshat.

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Lil_Red777 21

I've only had one ex that refused to go down on me because of one of his ex's. I know my ****** is clean and sanitary. I get checkups regularly and have good hygiene. If your boyfriend won't go down on you maybe he's lazy and doesn't like giving as well as receiving.

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numberswoman 14

Are you dating my ex husband? That man wouldn't lick a stamp!

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Cortier1992 6

That definitely sucks. you've got to give to receive. If he thinks eating pussy is gross. he's too young to be *******.

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Gabnacious 7

You should've said "no, that's disgusting".

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ElricMustang 23

I wouldn't have done it; it's a two way street

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sothishappened 5

I've started telling my man if he won't, I won't. He loves when I do, so he does.

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