Love: Downhill

Downhill

By worthless - 03/04/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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You deserved it 19 393

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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You deserved it 4 541

Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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You deserved it 13 713

Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 478

You deserved it 1 484

By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 112

You deserved it 3 630

Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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You deserved it 204

Ouch…

By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 250

You deserved it 38 810

Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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You deserved it 1 438

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Sunday 3 April 2011 5:59

He is going overboard, but relationships won't work if the sex isn't there for both.

xeldawyn 14

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:02

Why were you reading his diary?

Comments

richboii 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:39

Thats what you get for not making him enough sandwiches

Griggy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:54

That's what your ass gets for invading his privacy!!! You deserve your pain!!!

Egnar 19

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:37

People keeping saying "oh he should wait till she's in a better mood" but don't realize the wording on this FML - This isn't a story about a case of her not being in the mood for sex [which would be extremely shallow on the boyfriends part]. It's a difference between her sex drive and his sex drive [and it's not a man thing - there are girls in the same situation, having more of a sex drive than their partner]. Sexual chemistry is an important part of the mating and dating process. These 2 people are obviously not sexually compatible and he's expressed that through his writing in an online journal. There is nothing wrong here, from his part.

Lawlipop 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:19

I would agree with you... except if they weren't compatible, he should have broken up with her before it got to the point where he let the resentment about something she can't really control turn into outright loathing. She clearly was unaware of his feelings, so he obviously hasn't even brought it up with her.

rawrchikarawr 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:55

Ouch >_< he ish a D bag :/ find someone that wants to be with u not only for sex :3

ridikulous 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:45

LOL NPH is gay

Bassmasterclassi 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:37

you should give him an old fashion.

AceArctic 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:17

108 do you mean stuff like fuzzy pink handcuffs and a squirrel costume in which the boyfriend can chase her through the forest in order to spice up their love life?