Dreams can come true

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
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GrinchFu1 27

Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

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20bricks 28

Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

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wondermoose 28

I always have vivid dreams and usually scary, just give her some time she'll be fine (:

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swaggygiraffes 7

I have nightmares about my braces all the time, lol

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TheNewGuy03 28

She seems to really be grinding her teeth about it, and if she's not careful, it'll have the molar opposite of a solution. Hopefully a solution will gum. You just have to get to the root of the problem. As a side note, I once dated a woman who would literally never kiss, even directly before or during coitus. It's pretty weird.

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Trent2531 4

Tell her to take one for the team, I got a scar on the head of my dick from a girl with braces! Doesn't stop me ?

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