Dreams can come true

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
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GrinchFu1 27

Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

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20bricks 28

Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

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gqlmno 23

sounds like a drunk dream to me. they always awesome AF or just strait up ****** up

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Lalala579121 27

Just tell her the tooth that it can't happen.

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MFcoffee 12

uuuuh you sure thats not just her excuse for doing something she wasn't suppose and trying not to pass you anything?... just saying, be careful

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AmIReallyRenee 20

Dreams can mess people up. But there's just a certain point that if you cross it becomes illogical... OP'S girlfriend went way past that line

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worldclassrager 39

No kisses on the lips for awhile but just be careful if you have a chance...it might ease her fear

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christina3466 17

Pretty reasonable

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CaroLouWho 10

One time I dreamed I was on vacation and my front teeth crumbled and fell out. Weird dental dreams FTW, I guess...

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Bubbilility 27

I dreamed I ate an entire jar or raw sugar by the teaspoon. Haven't been able to look at it since. Seriously though I hope she'll feel better about it all soon. Those kinds of dreams can be hard to shake.

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DeadHorseman 11

are you sure it's not cause someone took a shit in your mouth?

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