Cars, Accident, Clumsy and Transportation: Driving school dropout

Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Lil_bit - 04/01/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

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Knock it down, boys

By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

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By master6 - 21/12/2018 04:00

Today, I was pulling in to my work parking lot gate, accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal, ran through the gate arm. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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You deserved it 647

MY WAIF!

By Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML

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You deserved it 115

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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She's lost control again

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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You deserved it 251

I'm so tired

By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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Sweetheart34 2

Monday 16 January 2012 8:45

what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Monday 16 January 2012 8:54

Something tells me this will happen again..

Comments

hurrican_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:45

Move the fence

pslcdsl 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:49

A piece of advice just for you: Learn from your mistakes!!!!!!! You should be more careful around that poor fence if you already ran into it before.

cannabistea 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:55

**** your fence's life

YagerMiester95 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:44

Are you by chance a woman?

dansco 24

Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:02

Time to either park in the street or just give up! lol

historyfrk 11

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:37

Think it's time to move that fence

x502WYTEx 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:49

must be a woman

cbchuckbass 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:50

Learn how to drive

Voxtron 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:43

Woman Cant Drive for shit

JeterArmy 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:44

Paint it orange

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