Drunken antics

By Screwed - 22/04/2009 17:46 - United States

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Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly, "You need to work on that." We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said, "You need to work on not farting in your sleep." FML
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ffpoisongirl 0

Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

He was just pissed off his junk was malfunctioning

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KeithHarris 0

Why does every lil girl say she's a virgin. Didn't britney spears say she was a virgin til she was like 20. Babylove just because you are an epic fail in life and the acne and love handles hold you down from being able to get laid as much as you like, you're doing a good enough job throwing yourself at guys in your school and so I understand why you identify so strongly with the lady who posted it. Little girl when you grow up and one day have develop and get breasts maybe get your first period and can say you're a woman now! call me, but until then, here's the knife cause i think you need it more. One day you'll be a beautiful swan :-D

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baby_love 0

really? cause you know exactly what i look like? if you didnt look like the inside of someones ass i'd actually post a picture but the fact that your 29 years old and arguing with me over the internet is enough for me to not give a shit.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

#21's got the right idea. I actually laughed at how many times people said you should work on the farting thing though. I wonder what the hell I do in my sleep now.

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KeithHarris 0

the inside of someones ass... hmmmm okay. Guess that was kinda a zinger. applaud!

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rootbeerfanatic 6

baby_love and KeithHarris, stfu! god, go do that crap somewhere else! sorry, but its just really annoying..

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burberry_fml 0

60/61 - you're an asshole. don't make fun of that. people who do it actually have problems.

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baby_love 0

#67 and every other normal person here im sorry for getting carried away with the 29 yr old attention *****... you're right :] must be annoying ... imma go carry on with my "slutty" life while you carry on insulting people you haven't met on the internet :)~

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KeithHarris 0

Here here. Carry on with your slutty life. :-D I'll be nice. You're probably not that bad.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I agree with #68. You shouldn't make fun of people who have emotional problems...

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

I'm totally not agreeing with these comments. Why is it that girls can't say anything about a guys penis, when guys obviously have no qualms pointing out when girls are flat chested or fat or ugly or otherwise sexually uninteresting? The guy did it to himself, he should know how much he can drink before his penis stops functioning. And he should know not to try to have sex past that point. She had every right to tell him that. And passing gas in your sleep is 100% normal. I guarantee you all of you do it too. Bringing random people home from bars aside, this is so not YDI.

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