Drunken antics

By Screwed - 22/04/2009 17:46 - United States

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Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly, "You need to work on that." We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said, "You need to work on not farting in your sleep." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 539
You deserved it 87 600

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ffpoisongirl 0

Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

LuckyCharms_fml 0

He was just pissed off his junk was malfunctioning

Comments

I for one don't agree with the **** label. It's perfectly acceptable and even praised for a dude to do the same thing. In fact, I'm sure a lot of people calling you a ho wish they were 'that guy'. If you gotta work some frustrations out, do your thing.

thatguy007 0

You actually need to work on not sleep around...

Why is it that if a guy brings a drunk girl home to **** her it's possibly rape, but if you reverse the situation it's fine?

baby_love 0

(37) actually you ******* dip shit im #34 and im barely 18 i've never been to a bar i just hate shit talkers like all of the above and i hate dumbasses like you , so **** u :]

xxyumtasticxx 0

BURN! #23 not only women fart while sleeping, a lot of people do. they're just sleeping so they don't have a clue that they do.

44 makes a good point. Your fault completely though; granted he should know when to stop, but I've never had a problem getting it up even when hammered, maybe it was you. Also, insulting a guy's junk is bound to have consequences. Sucks that you fart in your sleep, good for him (i think) for leaving.

KeithHarris 0

#45 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say you go to the bars to much. I meant to say being the school **** is probably not an easy job and I appologize for my rudeness. I commit hari-kiri on myself right now. Bwahhhhhh

#44 makes no point whatsoever. Most guys just don't claim rape because sex doesn't account to much emotionally, but if they did an investigation would still be warranted. Secondly, most of the girls who were too drunk to make legal consent really were too drunk. A man in a similar situation with no coherence would likely end up like the chap in this FML, no performance.

baby_love 0

Judging by your profile picture you should Hari kiri on yourself FYL for looking like that you pathetic loser :] you not only judge people you've never met, call a 18 yr old virgin a school ****, you speak in weird video game language. fyl to the max :]