Drunken antics

By Screwed - 22/04/2009 17:46 - United States

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Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly, "You need to work on that." We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said, "You need to work on not farting in your sleep." FML
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ffpoisongirl 0

Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

He was just pissed off his junk was malfunctioning

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baby_love 0

like that's not bad enough your 29 years old and have an acount on fml and a myspace lmfaooooooooooo im sorry im done im just not even gna respond to you anymore its not nice to make fun of mentaly ill people >.<

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look_its_me 0

tru dat baby_love that dudes pretty scary lookin @op he burned you bad...

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MarkO_fml 0

It would be nice if you let us know the bar and city you hang out in. All of you girls could make things better for both sexes by walking up to us and telling us you want to leave and f*** our lights out. We don't mind buying you a couple of drinks also but let's get this show on the road so we don't both have to play these games wondering when to make our next move. You want it. We want it. You control it. If you're not hideous, we will f*** you. Just tell us and we'll be on our way.

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KeithHarris 0

#52 You were checking out my myspace :) I feel special now. Thank you for your interest but I don't wanna meet chris hanson from dateline so I'll pass lil one. But thank you. oh and I happen to think I look pretty damn good but if there's a reason why you don't have a pic, I'm gonna guess mama hit you with the ugly stick and that's why you might be the school ****. begging for attention is a full time job. homely girls need love too. :-D #53 I'm calling Chris Hanson on you. sucka :-D hittin on 17 year olds..... gross dude.

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greenman_fml 0

it's your fault for not being able to arouse him. if a guy is still coherent, he should be able to get it up with the right persuasion. you deserve your disgusting farting habit.

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look_its_me 0

#54 i completely agree and im not chris hanson sorry

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were_giraffe 2

that's what you get when you take strangers home for sex i guess and for insulting them

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ShonMoney1 0

Lol, Maybe you just not hot.... especially if you were farting. Limp fever

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baby_love 0

im begging for attention because im the one that put "add me anytime im 29 and single and i whine and complain about life like a little girl" right? oh wait, that was you :] since i know i look good and everyone that sees me knows i look damn good i don't post my picture on the internet as public advertisement like male attention ****** like yourself. thanks for that very amusing conversation as much as i enjoyed laughing my ass off at your face and your pathetic attempt at burning me and a girl that you have never met you fail..everything :] go cut yourself do the world a favor lolll

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baby_love 0

last piece of advice: when you're working that razor magic on your wrist : down the river, not across ;]

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