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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By NotASquirrel - 12/03/2016 05:29 - United States - Bronx

Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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Losing my mind

By Oh Gnooooo - 16/03/2025 21:00 - United States

Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Is it wrong that I laughed because I thought of Ghostbusters as I read that last part? Fuhohohoho!~

WeeWizeL 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Must have pissed you off...

Comments

jwhitloctombraid 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:29

that breaks the rules of the mens bathroom

lizliz23 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:30

ewwwweeeee

sethman27 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:33

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS RAY

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:37

i think he was in the splash zone

Kilroy15 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:54

You'd get used to it though...

LaciNic0le 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:25

awkwarrrrrd

animefreak20 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:27

Uhh well that would be awkward.

tboudre 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:31

ah, Texas. Did he try to strike up a conversation, too? I hate that shit! there are unwritten rules of urinal etiquette!

newfiegirl 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:36

8- your face makes me nervous...

xshadyshadow 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 8:09

...And your belly makes me nervous. Not looking forward to the whole mommy experience. O.O

ChrisLTC 3

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:15

pregnancy is beautiful!

xshadyshadow 0

Monday 7 March 2011 1:11

Never said it wasn't, man. Just a bit of a scary experience. I'd freak out over EVERYTHING. My future kid won't see outside.

J0gby 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:52

so... does this mean youre gay now? nah

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