Dude, seriously?

By mellielynnemily - 26/10/2014 22:46 - United States

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML
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ihavenolifehaha 16

He sounds really trashy

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sweetbliss3 37

he sounds over dramatic. because he can't just do something nice and not act like a moron because you're married.

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prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Sounds like he also should be dumped with the trash -__-

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jennilis 0

Who is clicking 'you deserve it', and why? How is this the OP's fault?

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theheightofirony 5

I know! I've seen heaps like this where OP doesn't deserve it but they say they do anyway. People probably click it for the sake of it.

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pinkster2014 25

Or maybe they accidentally click YDI. It has happened to me before.

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jennilis 0

I hope it's an accident. People as a whole need to be nicer and more understanding.

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jennilis 0

I am totally counting myself in this! I realised after that I made it sound like I don't :/ oops. phrasing is everything!

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SirMichael 13

Almost every FML gets a minimum of about 5-10% YDI regardless of the content.

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mete_orito 34

Or some people just try to get the medal of YDI. By the way, that guy was an idiot.

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Phooey 22

I clicked it. She was already on her way to throw out the trash... How the heck did dude know which apartment did she live at?!? She must have told him.

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syed121417 22

Or she had to throw out the trash in a certain bin for a certain apartment.

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Setareh23 34

#85 sigh. She didn't tell him where she lived. He was a total stranger driving by (hence why he didn't know she was married), saw a hot girl walking outside an apartment building and carrying a very heavy looking bag of trash to the dumpsters (probably at the end of the driveway), he got out and offered help, but when he later realised she was married he brought the bag back to the apartment (probably doorway or lobby).

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chaine614 8

yeah, he is so rude, and not gentle at all

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BanAnnalee 12

that's actually really funny. it makes a great story.

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Miss_Terri 2

Well... technically it was your duty to bring it to the dumpster, which you did. What an idiot does with it afterwards is his business. No one can prove the trash is yours at the apartment and there may be witnesses he just left it at the lobby. That should be considered littering =).

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askullnamedbilly 33

Uh... why? It's pretty self-explanatory. Guy sees girl he finds attractive, decides to help her in order to ask her out. Guy finds out girl is not available, gets upset because he 'deserved' to get repaid for his 'nice guy' behavior and decides to be a petty asshole and make her do the work all over again because she wouldn't put out.

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more4me 27

I'm so sorry, OP , but this FML made me belly-laugh ! I did not see that coming at all. Just when you think you've heard every line in the book... Who in their right mind does a thing like that ?!! That guy is a total jackass. I feel sorry for his future girlfriend.

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