Transportation: DUDE! WTF?

DUDE! WTF?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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Pennyfeather 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:09

Wow, who hit you is a totally dick. Sorry about your car.

bimmer09 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:14

how the hell does he deserve it, SUVs are everywhere dumbass as long as he wasn't blocking him it isn't his fault. FYL.

Comments

bugmenotmofo 34

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:27

sucks for you

xkat356 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:34

Doesn't your school have security cameras?

jakedmagic 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:39

You just made me laugh. Thanks.

mpangz 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:57

#10, what makes you believe a woman was driving the SUV?

hornetchik 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:10

That person should really learn how to judge distance properly if they are gunna be driving around in one of those big wank tanks. And yeh I agree with #39, what makes you think it was a woman?

athos1237 4

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:17

You parked next to, not behind right? How did the side get dented? What difference does it make what kind of car was parked next to you, it could have been an entirely different car/truck that hit you. Sucks they don't have insurance, but try to leave out pointless details next time.

Fahad_fml 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:27

that sucks people shouldnt be driving without insurance

MiniatureMayhem 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:27

I swear I've seen this somewhere before.

powersticks 16

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:36

Find out if your school has video cameras where you parked at. Write doen the make and model of the SUV if you remember it. Scrape off some of the paint left on your truck form the SUV. It may be a kind of paint that not many people use or it could be different kinds of paint left from previous paint jobs. Give that info to both the police and the school and hopefully they will go through records of SUV's who have that kind of paint. If the guy really didn't have insurance then it will be easier for the school to look up all people with SUV's of that color/make/model who have insurance and mark them off the list leaving very few, if more than one, suspect(s) left. Also park next to non-huge cars or away from them now on so this won't happen again.