DUDE! WTF?

By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 265
You deserved it 152 455

Same thing different taste

Top comments

How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

Comments

boxxyroxor 0

why is this such a big deal? It's not like his **** was being broadcast on the highway. Really, it's just funny, I can't believe how many people are so offended, chill out, damn.

themanistheman 0

i can't believe how many people are just like oh yea man its all good, i do that all the time.. wtf? i mean its cool and all to be horny.. jack off until you shoot blanks and then some more if you want, but do it in your room or something.. i dont even think i could get off stuck in traffic lol.. this deserves a huge fml, and a bigger haha.

dude. SERIOUSLY? gross. you are aware people can see you when you're in the car, right? lmao at #79

El oh el you should have asked him to help.

Um, yeah, cars do have windows. Just to let you know.

shibby123 0

i just spilt my coke laughing. okay....well yeah that really SUCKS. but still, virtually everyone does it and hopefully u wont see that police officer again :)

superson_fml 0

i heard that there had been ***** in a car having sex in a neighbourhood where all these kids were playing. i don thtink this is worse