Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 276
You deserved it 92 009

Same thing different taste

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maxson_fml 0

As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.

And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI

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Was the game that boring that you couldn't watch it even a little bit? Who the **** are you, Jack Nicholson? Couldn't you face slightly to one side so it wasn't SO obvious? Beautiful **** are a joy to behold, you just have to know how to do it discreetly!

blargity 0

#67 that logic is much more extreme than that hypocritical double standard about looking at cleavage i think looking at it should be taken as a compliment though staring makes it sound creepy and he didn't necessarily "stare" at her breasts for a few minutes, she probably left after a few minutes and she could have used peripheral vision to watch him looking at her or he could have used i admit to being a pervert but that's perfectly acceptable unless if gets creepy like staring at someone like that or worse so women should stop being paranoid about men being "ogled by every man on the street" and accept it as a compliment because it sounds like it could relieve a lot of their stress or make them happier, or they could hide their cleavage with something more attractive under whatever is hiding said cleavage i feel like this comment is too long .-.

#75 Whether it's meant as a compliment or not, it's completely inappropriate. There's a difference between being noticed and glanced at and being ogled by some random stranger. And while that logic may be much more extreme, it's still the exact same logic And no offense meant, but I have no idea what you're trying to say when you stated "or they could hide their cleavage with something more attractive under whatever is hiding said cleavage". Seriously, not trying to be rude, just confused here. ._.

SirAlan 0

we all love boobies dnt we? lol

lmmmr 0

#75- Punctuation. My god. #57- How is referring to a person as "it" NOT objectifying them? This site is full of so many backwards people. No matter what she was wearing, he was out of line. Attractive people should not have to alter their lives to suit the immaturity of rude people. Rude people need to learn how to act around attractive people. Learn some goddamn self control and grow the hell up.

I2OI3 0

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS FIND SOME PROPERTY JUST OFF THE HIGHWAY, KINDA FAR AWAY FROM EVERYTHING, BUILD A MOTEL THERE, AND DRILL PEEP HOLES IN THE WALLS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR GUESTS THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE AS THEY TAKE SHOWERS. YOU CAN CALL IT THE BATES MOTEL.

Only jackasses wear shades inside. A few minutes is crazy. I don't see the point of staring at even a photograph for "a few minutes", unless you are actually "using" it as an "aide", in which case you are generally better off with video. On the other hand, if you have sunglasses that actually "work", and you're outside where you can wear them without being a dumbass, and you can look without turning your head, go for it. What people don't know can't hurt them.

thelonelylurker 0

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, bro!