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By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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Didn't think it through

By Mister_FML - 12/08/2020 08:01

Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML

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Appropriate work attire

By NiceShirt - 18/10/2022 21:00 - Japan

Today, I cycled to work. Since it was so hot out, I decided to go shirtless, then I would put it on before I entered the building. Ninety minutes later, I arrived at work. My shirt, however, was still at home on my dresser. FML

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Spotted

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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Christopher723 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:18

Lucky neighbors!

iwabo 9

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:29

an apron? why?

Comments

disappearingink 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 5:33

I think you made a good impression on your new neighbors!

amyhanks 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 5:33

Lmao, sounds like something I'd do.

Gr1m_ 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 7:14

Now you'll have some very friendly neighbours :)

dugumit 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 7:33

omg how funny my neighbour does that too. except she is a meth addict.

little_bubba85 4

Tuesday 29 June 2010 7:47

I don't see how this is a FML

TXGIRL84 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 7:49

whatever there's no way you can't tell your shorts aren't on unless your a ****** idiot. you just wanted attention

ndizzle 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:24

We'll make a deal. if you either post naked pics of yourself OR start using punctuation properly, we'll stop asking for (or making jokes about) the OP posting pics. You in?

mpclaw 3

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:48

what is your age and weight? I need that in order to make the correct inappropriate remark.

LetsGoPens87 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 20:52

first off you said without donning shorts which pisssed me off then i was pissed by just re reading ur post. who cares...get over it....wah wah wah someone might of seen me in my underwear...suck it up

cunningchick 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 17:10

Arnt you a asshole! She just moved into a new apt and now everybody has seen her in her underwear! And why the hell does the word 'donning' piss you off?