Easily distracted

By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

Comments

RathaPride02 6

Maybe hes not stupid and burn the wedding paperd on purpose so he wouldnt have to get married

Throw him out and make him pay for all the damages.

CherryToothache 17

I hope you're thinking twice about marrying him until he can be responsible and not completely stupid!

Sounds like you married peter griffin

its not a typical male he must just be brain dead. to go so far as to lighting a candle on top of a whole bunch of wedding papers anything sound like that is beyond me obviously he had some have a problem take your man

@7 why do feel the need to stereotype men like that? I don't think horrible of all women just because your an ignorant raging ****.

What a truly incredible idiot! This is now nearly 4 years old so hopefully you're long rid of him by now, but seriously? Do you really want your children to have those genes? The single biggest factor in a kid's IQ is his/her parent's IQ, you know!

ur husband has no brains. beyond stupid. divorce the trash bag and move on. hope u dont have kids from this retard