Easily distracted
By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon
By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States
By lonelyandcold - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Solihull
By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia
By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
Today, a blackout prevented my alarm from going off. The couple downstairs had left lit candles in their apartment while they were out (probably that no-good fellow who's always going out for tacos), and I woke up to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. F My Afterlife.
I wouldn't go through with marriage, ydo you want kids with this fool?
You aren't married anymore then ;) (leave that idiot)
He's an idiot.
This is fake.
seriously leave him.
only a precursor to what sort of irresponsibility you'll have to put up with once you've married. Red Flag run
Ex-fiancé, I hope.
Keywords
dump him .
And you want to marry someone so absent minded?