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#7 "typical male" ?! What the **** kind of retarded, in-breds were you raised with to that think an avg guy will smell smoke and go looking for tacos?
hmmm i call BS. u mean to tell me that instead of trying to put out the fire when he smelled smoke that at that very moment he got hungry for a taco and left??? smh
#68, yeah that was my bad, I was just skimming through and saw that post & it made me upset. (sorry about that) but seriously dude, you have no idea who I am, how old I am or what my beliefs are. I was just voicing an opinion, so don't tell me not to post or that I don't have a clue what's going on around me.
That sounds like something Homer Simpson would do. Lmfao.
biggest lie ever pricks like you should be banned from having fmls
Way to pick a winner.
This is not a person to legally bind yourself to and procreate with. If smelling smoke in the apartment signals to him that it's taco time and not time to check out where the smoke is coming from (like the candle he lit?!), then it's time to find a new man in your life. Anyone who would leave the house with a candle it is an idiot. Anyone who would leave the house with a candle lit to go get a taco after they smelled smoke is clinically retarded.
#4 you forgot throat punches!
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dump him .
And you want to marry someone so absent minded?