Easily distracted

By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 367
You deserved it 5 827

Same thing different taste

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And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

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#7 "typical male" ?! What the **** kind of retarded, in-breds were you raised with to that think an avg guy will smell smoke and go looking for tacos?

hmmm i call BS. u mean to tell me that instead of trying to put out the fire when he smelled smoke that at that very moment he got hungry for a taco and left??? smh

lovelyxo 0

#68, yeah that was my bad, I was just skimming through and saw that post & it made me upset. (sorry about that) but seriously dude, you have no idea who I am, how old I am or what my beliefs are. I was just voicing an opinion, so don't tell me not to post or that I don't have a clue what's going on around me.

That sounds like something Homer Simpson would do. Lmfao.

C_Wicked27 0

I call bullshit on this, but in the event that this is true... please, PLEASE OP, take the hint and don't procreate with that man, for the good of the gene pool. He is clearly too ******* stupid to pass his seed on, end of story.

biggest lie ever pricks like you should be banned from having fmls

Kristoffer 35

Look at the bright side - at least you avoided make a huge mistake by marrying him.

This is not a person to legally bind yourself to and procreate with. If smelling smoke in the apartment signals to him that it's taco time and not time to check out where the smoke is coming from (like the candle he lit?!), then it's time to find a new man in your life. Anyone who would leave the house with a candle it is an idiot. Anyone who would leave the house with a candle lit to go get a taco after they smelled smoke is clinically retarded.