Easily distracted

By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

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dang_fml 0

time to find a new fiance!

...and you're planning on spending the rest of your life with him?

I think saying to just dump him is a bit harsh. Yeah, horrible mistake but you obviously love this guy (why else would you marry**) so just tell him he's a f***in' idiot for not connecting smoke and fire and be done. No need to ruin a relationship over one event, unless he physically harmed someone. **gold-digging is ignored in this statement

And after this, are you POSITVELY sure you wan't this man's genes spreading? Oh, the humanity...

Burning always makes me think of barbecue... But I've never had a tacco, they don't sell them round here, so maybe they smell similar....

this guy doesn't deserve to pass on his shitty genes to future generations. It's better for humanity that you dump him now.

anonnie 0

its a good thing he's just your fiance. it's not too late lmao.... find someone with a brain :D