Easily distracted
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By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
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By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon
By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States
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...and you're planning on spending the rest of your life with him?
I think saying to just dump him is a bit harsh. Yeah, horrible mistake but you obviously love this guy (why else would you marry**) so just tell him he's a f***in' idiot for not connecting smoke and fire and be done. No need to ruin a relationship over one event, unless he physically harmed someone. **gold-digging is ignored in this statement
And after this, are you POSITVELY sure you wan't this man's genes spreading? Oh, the humanity...
You sure know how to pick `em
Burning always makes me think of barbecue... But I've never had a tacco, they don't sell them round here, so maybe they smell similar....
what an idiot
this guy doesn't deserve to pass on his shitty genes to future generations. It's better for humanity that you dump him now.
idiot/ass hole. dump him man.
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dump him .
And you want to marry someone so absent minded?