Sex and Intimacy: Easy

Easy

By FootinMouth - 18/07/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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Going too far

By cad515 - 07/07/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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Nun the wiser

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 16:01

Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML

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I can't help it

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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flockz 19

Friday 19 July 2013 8:03

it's a trap!

tehman117 21

Friday 19 July 2013 8:05

I NEEEEED IT!!!!!

Comments

jw90 18

Friday 19 July 2013 8:49

Haha oops

LissaMccracken 23

Friday 19 July 2013 8:58

Just tell her that you WERE roleplaying when you said that!!!!

nokaywhatever 5

Friday 19 July 2013 9:01

Red flag. If she would have enjoyed doing things with you that you pretended to want nothing to do with, it's rape roleplay.

Ins0mau 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:32

There's nothing wrong with rape role play if it's consensual. It's just a form of BDSM.

Lydia10 2

Sunday 1 September 2013 10:10

But a lot of BDSM is sexist. That's why you'll see women being called all kinds of variants of **** and ***** in it, but the men, just like in mainstream ****, will not... unless they're being "feminized" which is oh so humiliating for them, because being a woman is considered degrading.

LennyComa 39

Friday 19 July 2013 9:12

OP, In light of your recent misconduct of telling your direct supervisor "That should be Easy" when ordered to "Act like you don't want it" violates section 6 rule b of the Relationship Contract which states: "The boyfriend will, at all times strive to make the girlfriend feel good about herself unless she herself breaks contract". As a result of this the Girlfriend has decided your services are no longer required, you are asked to collect you things from your Drawer and Your personal belongings (Clothes, etc) shall be couriered to you Via "Get the hell outta my life" Transportation. All the best for your future endeavors The Girlfriend.