Sex and Intimacy: Easy

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By FootinMouth - 18/07/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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Going too far

By cad515 - 07/07/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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Nun the wiser

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 16:01

Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML

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I can't help it

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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flockz 19

Friday 19 July 2013 8:03

it's a trap!

tehman117 21

Friday 19 July 2013 8:05

I NEEEEED IT!!!!!

Comments

capscorner01 5

Saturday 20 July 2013 9:49

Damn bro! It just slipped the tongue didn't it. Now u probably gonna expect to sleep on the couch am I right.

gators1995 30

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:14

I don't get it o_O

firstbasemaster 15

Monday 22 July 2013 4:06

Think before you speak

littlestnicole 12

Monday 22 July 2013 5:37

She doesn't sound like much fun, why would role playing disinterest be a turn on?

Anonyma518 5

Sunday 6 July 2014 21:40

Well, in general people prefer the partners who ain't easy and who seem more of the chalenge/aren't needy. I think it's pretty normal thing.

expectcriticism 13

Monday 22 July 2013 7:11

Good job asshole

hellrath 1

Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:19

Hahaha! Awkward!

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 21 February 2015 14:06

Allow me to paraphrase this one. "Today, I got slapped for opening my mouth and saying something stupid. IDI."

TheLynx_fml 20

Tuesday 8 December 2015 20:11

I'm thinking well be seeing an FML from your girlfriend soon

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