Healthy Lifestyle, Bodyshaming, Fat and Kids: Eat Y'self Fitter

Eat Y'self Fitter

By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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You deserved it 21 168

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Concerned parent

By trying - 24/09/2023 22:30 - United States

Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML

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You deserved it 202

By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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You deserved it 6 965

Kids are assholes to each other

By sphear880 - 21/05/2021 19:59

Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML

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You deserved it 120

Nice

By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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You deserved it 7 036

**** your "beach body" noise

By that’s not how it works - 16/07/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML

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You deserved it 125

By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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You deserved it 19 832

By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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You deserved it 7 425

Heavy

By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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Great input, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:30 - United States - Durham

Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML

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You deserved it 355

By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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You deserved it 11 458

ammali 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:56

Why the HELL is anybody saying the doctor deserved this? 5 years old and 65lbs is quite overweight. The average 5 year old is somewhere between 30-40, give or take a bit. The kid will have all kinds of health problems if something doesn't change soon, and Doc here was doing their JOB. Also, #11 is right, the one who should be getting the lecture is dear old Mom and Dad, probably letting their kid eat too many snacks and sodas and junk. Poor kid.

got_rice 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:48

I'd say the kid's the one who should be saying FML...at that age, they really have no control over what they eat, so its entirely the parent's fault for letting them eat poorly.

Comments

mercedeslove 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 21:50

what a little fat bitch. I would have kicked her ass. Stupid brat.

darronlee 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 21:54

Well, are you?

factotum 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:17

Called out by a five year old. You've gotta practice what you preach.

morgan_5230 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:26

Ahh, rude daughter and bad mom. That's a bad combo. :(

flamingice 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:32

Parents are to blame, both for overfeeding the kid and not trying to teach them some manners. I hope the mother apologized or at least did something about such a rude kid. To everyone who is saying that the doctor is fat, we have no idea how fat s/he is. Maybe s/he does eat healthy but just can't stay skinny, but really, 65 lbs at 5? That's just scary.

eoh42 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 22:53

#5, what an idiot you are. You go to the doctor to get medical advice, then you bitch about it. You're fat, get over it.

kellster 2

Monday 6 April 2009 0:01

Wow, someone's not clear on the whole who-gives-who-advice relationship here! Damn, that's seriously obese for a little kid. Also: prescribe her a diet that incorporates a little arsenic.

Rayzorbeam44 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:56

That sucks lol but it is kinda funny sorry though.

tiltwrestler 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:54

1) That girl is a jerk, and trying to deflect problems away from herself. she shouldnt have said that. 2) with that said... im saying "YDI" for only one reason: THE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT ISN'T TO EAT A LOT OF GREENS, YOU IDIOT! ITS TO EAT A HEALTHY BALANCE OF ALL 5 FOOD GROUPS IN MANY SMALL REALLY HEALTHY MEALS, AND TO EXERCISE YOUR A*SS OFF HARD FOR HOURS, 5-6 DAYS A WEEK! You dont lose weight by sitting on your butt and eating veggies all day! you're a quack doctor! shame on you!