Kids, Pranks and Transportation: Ecological hazard

Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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Handful

By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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The climate is whack

By fax4voice3 - 03/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Greenwich

Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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coloradodude12 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:12

I hate undisciplined kids.

shewasalmost18 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:06

saved yourself a shower, al gore

Comments

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:07

It's still healthier and better for the planet. Plus, you get a good story to tell.

djb23 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:34

you should've told them there's no santa claus! (eye for an eye)

Zomlette 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:37

This FML irritates me. Just the way its written is very annoying.

fuckmeamiright 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:36

i agree. i immediately hated the OP after reading it. he sounds like a self-righteous douchebag.

phishyyy 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 8:13

Well it us better for the planet, I don't think water balloons would be worse than a car.

star_ver 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:21

Very poorly worded. Not much of an FML either.

harlehatschi 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:37

just because some kids threw water balloons at you it doesn't mean it's not better for the planet... :S and it could have been a lot worse... water just dries, be thankful they didn't put pee in the balloons first

anna1098 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:02

but it is healthier and better for the planet just because YOU got pegged with water balloons doesn't change the fact that walking to work is healthier and better for the planet