Kids, Pranks and Transportation: Ecological hazard

Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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You deserved it 4 046

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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Handful

By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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You deserved it 6 447

Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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The climate is whack

By fax4voice3 - 03/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Greenwich

Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML

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You deserved it 219

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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coloradodude12 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:12

I hate undisciplined kids.

shewasalmost18 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:06

saved yourself a shower, al gore

Comments

mikew85 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:06

Hey I wouldn't complain so much; you got a shower for FREE! But seriously, that sucks, you probably had to go home and change and were late for work.

jaxsk 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:57

That's pretty minor... Not FML... so you got wet, big deal.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:09

Oh who cares. You got wet, but you still had time to walk it off and dry, I assume. Not an FML at all.

Gasperilla 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:35

at least it was water...

ipeal2 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:57

Agreed

kpanchal 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:54

I would have beat the living shit out of those kids.

bob1233 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:11

HELL YEAH! me too.

zombie_pie 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:07

walk back to your place, change your clothes, get in your car, run over those snot-faced, asshole kids, go to work.

scateice 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:46

Haha, those kids PWNED U I bet ur like 40 or somethin

pastrychef_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:30

Seriously, why can't parents teach their kids to not be assholes?

voodootrucker 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:33

i thought a parents job was to teach them to be assholes

_Skies 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:07

Why's everyone gotta be such a god damn dick on this site?

inside_joke 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:40

carry some mace next time you go through the park... say you thought they were going to assault you.

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Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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The Top

Today, I found out my mother would rather sleep than attend my soccer games, volleyball tournaments, or see me win any awards. However, she was present to see the dog get potty trained, filming the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 111

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

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You deserved it 6 386

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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