Kids, Pranks and Transportation: Ecological hazard

Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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Handful

By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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The climate is whack

By fax4voice3 - 03/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Greenwich

Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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coloradodude12 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:12

I hate undisciplined kids.

shewasalmost18 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:06

saved yourself a shower, al gore

Comments

merman71 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:36

but still your life does suck

Belgian 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:35

I'm glad to read some people still respect the planet, better luck next time! ;)

ImJohanna 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:35

walking still is healthier fot the planet, but that still sucks! gosh us kids have no respect for people :(

angel55033 12

Friday 19 November 2010 7:51

you mean right it still is healthy and better for the planet, sucks you had some brats torment you though

birdfreak 24

Monday 27 December 2010 6:15

that's a waste of water and rubber or watev the balloons r made of

fallen10 3

Friday 15 April 2011 3:55

You Should Have Taken a Crap On The Bushes! LMAO

ChangMu 8

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:11

It's still better for the planet.

88sforlife 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:45

those water balloons can be so bad & unhealthy for the planet :)

HannahPaloozah 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:17

wrong? it's still healthier and better for the planet, its just not better for u cuz u got soaked :o

dirtbike0375 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:58

That was me

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