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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

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Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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BellaP13 24

It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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samlovesham1234 9

Huh. I've heard of women squirting, but not pooping.

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beeferjay 34

I wonder if hookers are even allowed to have orgasms... I guess that's what you meant by heard

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sillymink 9

Sucks to be her. I'd be still thinking about that one time I shit on a guy on my death bed.

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AcrusaderA 10

You ****** her til she shit herself. On the scale of side effects, it's actually a good indicator

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schreibergx93 19

This is actually pretty common, when its so good some bodily functions become uncontrollable. If you're both adults about you'll simply clean up, get the odor out, and be prepared for next time.

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Elban 20

Gotta use a towel, def, def, definitely gotta use a towel

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Beepee04 10

I don't see how that could happen unless it was anal sex, but even that's hard to imagine.

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Xamry14 10

It's really not with a basic understanding of how the female body works and where everything is.

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Badkarma4u 17

If you have a big dick and youre riding high youll be thrusting down. Pressing on her colon. it makes a lot of women fart. If shes full there could be some poop come out as well.

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vb68_fml 28

Timing is everything

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