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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

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Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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BellaP13 24

It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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dutchy86 20

oh well wear a rain jacked and handgloves next time.... and enjoy! ...although its a bit of an asshole move to put it on FML...

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lvg_fml 10

Some guys like that. Lol. She's probably super embarrassed

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shortcake18 15

At least you know she was relaxed

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Xamry14 10

It happens. Sex itself is pretty disgusting when you think about it all.

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beeferjay 34

just say no to taco bell!!! I can get diarrhea by myself, without paying for it.

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Talis99 26

Jeez, people, grow up. Yes, it's kinda gross, but your fun bits are stashed down there with your excretory bits (and for guys, only a pipe difference) and the muscles used are the same/similar. She's probably really embarrassed, but stuff like this happens. Be adults.

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Talis99 26

That's mostly urine, by the way.

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andrmac 25

You should be a plumber you unclogged both pipes with one snake.

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smallandroid 26

No, it's not. Even though it comes from that hole it's still a different substance.

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