Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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ClearSkyGuy 6

At least he can go to sleep, I'm stuck with Insomnia.

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Hiding_from_you 2

Did you boil his kitten before retiring to bed?

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jessiejamesp 11

There has to be something wrong with your boyfriend I'm sorry friend but no guy in there right mind would say no to a ********. A guy could of just got shot in the chest and still if a girl asked him if he wanted one he would say yes

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danny_doom27 6

gay.plain and simple.That is the only explanation possible because no straight man would ever turn down a good ol' bj even if you were terrible at it

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