Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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TcheQ 12

This how you know you're rubbish at ********

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vietprincess2010 14

I've never gotten a no to a ******** nor will they get the same vice versa lol

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jr_mtz01 7

Maybe you suck at it.

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Denny1988 19

Maybe you use too much teeth... And do you wear braces?

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thewife5 19

That would seriously be heartbreaking. I couldn't even imagine. I think it's he's a jerk.

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Rayth 19

I seriously think a simple "no thank you" would suffice here.

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MissKay639 3

Don't ask. Just give.

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nurchok 15

You don't ask that, just do it

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martinez145 5

Girls reject guys sex offers all the time

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