Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
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1awliet 8

He's obviously never heard of the 3 second rule.

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MLK12345 4

So if you drop a skittle on the ground, and I manage to shit on it and pee on it in under 3 seconds, would you still eat it?

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Kvv 3

Urine is sterile so he's good lol

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Kaffle 5

whats wrong with a little golden shower every now and then?

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omggtfomi 1

Dump his ass that's just gross

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pennysalinis 0

Hahaha my husband calls that "marking his territory"

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rhartnett11 0

Sounds like he is disrespectful.. Sounds like he has no real feelings for you, just a homosexual in denial

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mcq77 0

If you pee in the shower, and it goes right down the drain: totally acceptable.

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ebruce11 0

Peeing is letting something exit your body. Eating is putting something in.

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TheWicked 4

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU *******?! Peeing on someone in the ******* shower.. it is rinsed right off and it is not like he peed you straight in the mouth so how is that NOT fine? Weird bunch you guys. Eating a skittles off the floor is only disgusting depending on the floor.

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