Intimacy: Equality

Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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You deserved it 5 234

By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 752

By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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Kinky.

By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 958

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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You deserved it 36 979

Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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You deserved it 141

Crotch rot of the mouth

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML

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You deserved it 466

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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You deserved it 232

1awliet 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:17

He's obviously never heard of the 3 second rule.

MLK12345 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:22

So if you drop a skittle on the ground, and I manage to shit on it and pee on it in under 3 seconds, would you still eat it?

Comments

ajjucool 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:06

everybody pee's in the shower and pick their nose!!! thats the truth not many wanna agree.

pleasuretown 7

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:08

I agree with him, he's marking you as his property and stopping u from eating dirty food and getting sick. Smart guy

hawright 13

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:08

I want to piss on you... Chappelle anyone?

la011 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:46

Why were u in the shower with ur bf

CabbageTrees 13

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:33

You've not heard of shower sex???

ty1992_farmlife 12

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:18

Doesn't always have to be shower sex, although I can't see any couple get in the shower together and not have. Sex

purple91 8

Monday 5 December 2011 5:10

This may shock you but some people do get in the shower together to... shower.

purple91 8

Monday 5 December 2011 5:18

This may shock you, but some people get in a shower together to ... shower.

Joanlysn 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:15

What the hell... Some people have the most disgusting relationships I swear.

KittahMonster 20

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:46

He peed on you in the shower. and you still stayed with him? wtf is wrong with you?

FredtheFailLord 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:19

Pee is sterile. Floors are not.

shrdlu 28

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:36

Pee on him when he's in the shower. Don't worry about aim, try for maximum coverage.

lawprior 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:38

I agree with your boyfriend on both counts

ENomine18 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:56

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