Sex, Bodyshaming, Awkward and Intimacy: Everybody has a body

Everybody has a body

By PixiXOXO - 26/07/2012 18:07 - Denmark - Birker?d

Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

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You deserved it 5 438

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 410

You deserved it 19 276

Erection for Protection

By zingle af - 26/07/2017 20:00

Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 561

You deserved it 635

By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 07:55

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 010

You deserved it 7 412

Turn me on

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 242

You deserved it 2 952

By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 191

You deserved it 10 934

Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 096

You deserved it 4 280

Dude, you OK?

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 00:23 - United States

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 670

You deserved it 6 042

Nervous

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Whittier

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am when the guy in the show I was watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 278

You deserved it 5 475

Thirst post

By No luck - 22/09/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’m seriously considering hiring a professional if you catch my drift. I try to put myself out there but I’m so self-conscious about my mastectomy scars that the thought of anyone seeing me naked sends me into a heaving sobbing anxiety attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 626

You deserved it 137

By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 729

You deserved it 9 181

etoilenuit 15

Friday 27 July 2012 0:51

:-( don't be so hard on yourself. No one is perfect.

ohcheriecherie 20

Friday 27 July 2012 0:52

Sorry babe, I know that feel. That was how I felt when I was anorexic. You gotta love yourself...

Comments

mmmeow 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 0:41

Work out then

Overatedlife_fml 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 7:37

may I suggest Billy's boot camp workout?

Overatedlife_fml 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 7:37

may I suggest Billy's boot camp workout?

taylor317 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:46

Same here.

lopecrit 7

Sunday 29 July 2012 9:37

Haha op no one understands I like how everyone assumes your fat NO One ever understands.

noisebox 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 17:05

Wow don't give up though the other party would be perfect either so...

rondog9687 6

Monday 30 July 2012 6:31

I feel the same way!

emchi3 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:31

I know what u mean

OneLessScarecrow 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:13

We all have our insecurities, hopefully.. We'll get over them someday! Stay beautiful in your own skin. x

pigbilly 0

Monday 6 August 2012 11:13

A man sees a girl/lady/woman for her inner beauty, a guy wants a "tight bitch to **** all day and night niggua" Why is my generation such a dissapointment??