All the women he knows only want sex? I'm guessing he doesn't know too many women... Besides, it's the same way a lot of women look at men: they only want sex. But then suddenly it's okay.

I can only imagine what else would come out his mouth after a couple of drinks... But seriously though, FHL...

I demand a test

Now's the time to try, "I'm cutting you off, sir." Have you been trained to call the bouncer? That seems like it would be fun.

Tell him it only happens to him because he is lacking skills in the bedroom...

I feel like there is more to this story....

Client? What kind of high-falutin' fancy-ass pretentious bar has "clients?" The polite term is "customers" and when no outsiders are around, they're called "drunks" and "shitty tippers."

Congrats on your new job bartending! Greatest job in the world. Where can you get paid, and paid well for-- standing around and BS-ing all day? Unfortunately, it comes with the price of everyone wanting to unleash their troubles on you. My advice, never get too personal with anyone else's problems. It'll burn you out quicker than you know! :P

I'm a little unsure what OP means when he said "He could be my dad." Is it that OP's dad left him or is because that's what his dad would say? INFO OP

i dont understand the last bit. it dossnt sound like he was hitting on you so what has his age got to do with anything