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By ew. - 11/08/2013 13:09 - United States - Titusville

Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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How nice of them.

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2011 07:47

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

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Birth certificate

By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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It's all about that D

By MK. - 21/04/2021 02:00

Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By Amk - 28/04/2017 07:00 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML

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By peele - 25/03/2015 13:10 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

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aaronfuegopop 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:06

My initials spell arf

dontkilljay 14

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:07

I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...

Comments

spookycat32 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:00

How did you not already know your initials were EW?

sugarpoppaige 6

Saturday 14 September 2013 18:42

Are you Emma Watson??

SanguineVisions 6

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:24

Nothing bad about mine, as it's just "JEH." But, my first, middle, and last names have six letters each.

salsa99 6

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:16

Emma watson is not ew

soak_25 21

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:14

mine spell jeb

Raidzen 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 12:44

Mine spells FAP. I'm dead serious.

sproutlet 5

Monday 28 April 2014 12:56

You should have replied that it was still prefereble to their personality.

alleybean123 7

Friday 2 May 2014 2:10

Keep in mind Emma Watson

BadLuckV 9

Thursday 5 June 2014 18:56

It's a bit funny cause I have a friend named Emily W***. Same initials

scarygurl 8

Sunday 23 November 2014 4:48

emma Watsons initials are spelled 'ew'

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