Health: Ewwwwwww

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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By shitty day - 30/11/2011 10:53 - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML

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By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

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By not_fakingit - 22/09/2013 04:26 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Monday 23 February 2015 22:36

Sit on the toilet with a bucket or trash can in front of you...?

dthindd 17

Monday 23 February 2015 22:36

Just use a bucket in front of you so you don't have to clean up any puke!! Best way to go. (Line the bucket or bowl or whatever with a garbage bag so u can easily throw it out)☺️☺️ hope you feel better soon!!

Comments

makkarari 18

Monday 23 February 2015 23:11

Bucket, ice cream pail, trash can, even a pot if you have nothing else would save you having to clean up the mess that would surely have me heaving again!

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 23 February 2015 23:14

GO IN THE SHOWER DUDE! Good luck

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Monday 23 February 2015 23:16

I know it's been said but how was the concept of throwing up in the trash can too much for you? Sucks that you're sick but ydi for not putting some thought into it.

frostedfoster 15

Monday 23 February 2015 23:22

Just lay down in the shower. Water washes all ?

ranger2867 16

Monday 23 February 2015 23:26

Sit in the shower

PNiggZ 19

Monday 23 February 2015 23:26

Damn OP! Nothing worse then having to clean up your own sick when you're sick!!! Although maybe practice aiming at the sink? Whatever end is facing it at the time, I suppose

ihatedouchbags 17

Monday 23 February 2015 23:31

Your life sucks for being sick, but you deserve it for the cleaning up part, if you don't have a trash can just use a plastic bag to throw up in(each time a different bag if possible ) it's not rocket science!