Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
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Marcella1016 31

Sit on the toilet with a bucket or trash can in front of you...?

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dthindd 17

Just use a bucket in front of you so you don't have to clean up any puke!! Best way to go. (Line the bucket or bowl or whatever with a garbage bag so u can easily throw it out)☺️☺️ hope you feel better soon!!

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ViviMage 38

Throw up in a trash can! Preferably one without holes in it! It worked for me after my valentines date left me with a stomach flu

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merryhappy1887 20

Are you dumb? Use a trash can with a bag to throw up in jack ass!

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DanielleinDC 33

You know, I've had occasions where puking precipitates stuff coming out the other end, and I know to sit on the toilet and grab a plastic bag for puking. That hasn't occurred to you yet?

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idontknow8 8

get a bucket or something. i was lucky to have a tub next to me so all i had to do was lean over to puke. sorry bud. awful shit.

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jsmo11 12

Get a towel or bucket for the other end ;)

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nenemisfit 11

the use of a bucket or a trash can would be helpful. ?

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Mixed_steel 23

I had that happen to me last year. My first (and hopefully last) incident with food poisoning. Fortunately, my toilet is close enough to the tub that I could safely pray to two porcelain gods at once...

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bassfisher100 23

I'm recovering right now from the flu, get a garbage can for while you're on the toilet that way you're covered

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