Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
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Marcella1016 31

Sit on the toilet with a bucket or trash can in front of you...?

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dthindd 17

Just use a bucket in front of you so you don't have to clean up any puke!! Best way to go. (Line the bucket or bowl or whatever with a garbage bag so u can easily throw it out)☺️☺️ hope you feel better soon!!

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

jump in the tub

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mishwarner 14

So many ppl can't be wrong - get a bucket & pule in that

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fml510605 16

I just got over the stomach flu last week so I know how you feel. Feel better soon OP

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nekminnet 13

For the love of God get a bucket you idiot

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Oh_bother44 11

There is still some level of clean up with a garbage can though... I got sick like that once (thankfully my roommate was out that night) but we had been using plastic shopping bags for our trash and those things get tiny holes. Plus it was easier to dump the puke in the toilet when I was done and wash it in the tub than to deal with getting trash bags down to the hall trash can. The problem was that by the time I laid down again it was time to get up and head back to the bathroom xP contemplated sleeping on the bathroom floor ( not that sleep was a possibility) the POINT being OP didn't say ther wasn't a bucket, they just said there was clean up on the other end each time

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allplayedout 20

Surely you own a trash can or some plastic bags that you could puke in while you're on the toilet?

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