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Exhausted

By FML - 24/07/2014 15:59 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

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You deserved it 24 310

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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You deserved it 4 309

Lock your doors

By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 312

You deserved it 558

Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 818

You deserved it 4 718

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 689

You deserved it 32 918

By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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You deserved it 5 219

By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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You deserved it 4 336

By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 282

You deserved it 8 774

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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You deserved it 43 665

By mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 051

You deserved it 6 556

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 127

colton_colton 49

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:35

Well atleast he didn't hurt you. Hope the robber gets caught OP

ChawanKiti 15

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:36

That really sucks. I wouldn't really say you deserve it, considering the robber could have been violent if they noticed you were awake, but how could you feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep?

Comments

iKristien 5

Friday 25 July 2014 16:47

Oh man this made me laugh way too hard. Wtf :D

colecarter68 3

Friday 25 July 2014 18:20

Let me guess... You're from Detroit?

VanessaNal 13

Friday 25 July 2014 21:39

I'm sorry for sounding rude, but your ******* dumb. There is a GUY. ROBBING. YOUR. HOUSE. Seriously?! sleep can wait!

musicislife8 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 0:32

Im glad he didnt hurt you but how the hell do you fall back asleep knowing there is someone robbing your house?

musicislife8 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 0:33

And how would you find that chance with your eyes closed...

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:58

That is the craziest thing I have ever read.

BigBusinessBruh 6

Saturday 26 July 2014 7:29

When I was younger I lived in a ghetto part of town. One Christmas when I was going I was sleeping on the couch not knowing someone was next to me taking my families presents.