Intimacy: Experimentation - FML

Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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Top comments

DatRealAssTruth 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:55

Was it already glazed?

oped01 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:59

So he was "dunkin the donut"

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tsent8 15

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:00

Relax he was just trying to ice it

isamisis 9

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:25

The most popular guy on the beach is the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee & a dozen donuts. The most popular girl is the one who can get to the last donut.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:26

"Like warm apple pie..."

crazydudefrom90s 10

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:43

I doubt you'll ever be able to eat a donut

writergirl23 19

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:47

Neither, I'll bet, will your poor brother!

Mauskau 35

Saturday 13 October 2012 11:12

Perhaps he just couldn't find a pie.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 13 October 2012 11:16

What's something a cop never wants to see?

onlychildFTW 33

Saturday 13 October 2012 12:32

It doesn't seen like it'd be a fun thing to suck your own penis. Seems like an odd thing to do.

wannabemom 5

Saturday 13 October 2012 12:40

Anyone else kind of want to see 70's friend do it himself?

MakeTodayADTR 20

Saturday 13 October 2012 13:06

Only in America...

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

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Today, I caught my best friend's wife being a cheating whore, and I told her either she told him the truth or I would. More fool me, she used the time I gave her to convince him I tried to sleep with her, so now he won’t believe a word I say, and he punched me in the jaw. FML

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Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML

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Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML

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Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML

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