Knock next time

Did you eat it? I would have.

98--sad part is, he's demonstrated with his pants on. His neck bends at just the right angle. One day a bunch of us were trying to see if we had any strange natural talents, and he suddenly realized he could do it. Showed us, then apparently went home and tried the real thing, but apparently dicks don't taste very good and since he's not gay, he saw no reason to desensitize himself.

Why do people do such things?

Well then, that should be really small.

Oh no, why did this have to be where I live?

does he practice safe sex?otherwise i see a bunch of unwanted little munchkins in his near future.time to make the donuts.

No American pie is apple everyone knows that except you obviously

What kind of donut was it?

Maybe he was just a few years late for the Spamusement reenactment contest, re-enacting the "my penis hurts after a big session" comic.