Intimacy: Experimentation - FML

Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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DatRealAssTruth 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:55

Was it already glazed?

oped01 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:59

So he was "dunkin the donut"

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amandamurray 2

Sunday 14 October 2012 21:02

How small is his penis that it fits through a donut hole while erect? Just sayin...

aj94w 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:10

"America Beats It on Dunkin'."

aaghmylife 9

Monday 15 October 2012 0:20

I bet that was WAY more embarrassing for him than it was for you. Suck it up, OP.

hollowplayer 3

Monday 15 October 2012 2:11

Suck him dry

Lunantic 6

Monday 15 October 2012 2:30

Who did he think he was, Sean Patrick Flanery?

ruthlessmofo 0

Monday 15 October 2012 2:53

YDI for not knocking. Men do pretty crazy stuff when they're horny.

KooLDooD121 0

Monday 15 October 2012 3:43

He prefers them "cream" filled ;)

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 15 October 2012 6:03

Hes creating a new flavored donut

AlexRen 21

Monday 15 October 2012 6:54

Wait what? Did I read that right 70?

buckdharma 37

Monday 15 October 2012 12:35

yeah automatically blame the guy but what about that cheap little pastry.all painted up and falling out of her wrapper.willing to take it in the front or rear.

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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Today, my girlfriend’s dad has a sword he inherited from his dad that he claims links their family to the old Swiss nobility. I work in a museum so I know most of the makers' marks on swords, so I’m not sure how to tell him his sword is a reproduction made in Spain less than 100 years ago. FML

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Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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Today, I left my old job and started my new one, which came with a hefty pay raise and better benefits. Previously, I was a lab analyst performing research, which required a college degree and several years of work experience. Now, I'm a gas station manager. FML

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