Family, Awkward, Racism and Love: Family dinner [gone racist]

Family dinner [gone racist]

By Thanks everyone - 28/08/2013 22:35 - Australia - Gaythorne

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 077

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By painfetish8021 - 17/09/2012 00:50 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

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You deserved it 4 501

By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 205

You deserved it 3 021

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 452

You deserved it 5 451

By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 809

You deserved it 11 585

Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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You deserved it 6 328

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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You deserved it 5 246

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 228

You deserved it 3 001

Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 243

You deserved it 3 808

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 945

By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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You deserved it 5 356

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Thursday 29 August 2013 8:20

That's horrible OP, I'm sorry! Talk to them and make them apologize, that's just downright disrespectful.

noir_heart 8

Thursday 29 August 2013 8:21

Wow... I'm literally speechless. Try and get them to apologize because that's totally unacceptable.

Comments

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 29 August 2013 13:22

Talk to your girlfriend chances are she won't be so mad since they were drunk then sit your family down and explain what they did and how even if its only for a short time love this girl and what they did was mean

ffrostay 5

Thursday 29 August 2013 13:25

Literally the best fml I have ever read

Epikouros 31

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:22

Oh, the sweet innocence of youth!

sCrEaMiNgToAsT 9

Thursday 29 August 2013 13:30

As far as I'm concerned, the Japanese are a very cultured people and usually have quite high standards, I'm surprised she didn't just stand up and leave. Assuming she didn't do just that.

monnanon 13

Thursday 29 August 2013 17:51

they also have apretty strict honor system which probably prevented her from doing just that.

beautiful_hope 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 13:49

I hope you defended her or she was ballsy enough to speak up & tell them to STFU!! I would have. Your family are assholes.

daniellenb22 4

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:08

yall so sensitive this was funny lmao get tougher skin rice ball LLS

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:12

stfu

daniellenb22 4

Thursday 29 August 2013 15:19

aww ur feelings hurt LMAO again

rawr_ily96 24

Thursday 29 August 2013 14:19

Is it bad that I immediately thought of Tohru Honda from the anime Fruits Basket when she was little and playing an old game of the same name and got called a rice ball?