Feed me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked what I was doing. I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating. FML
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GODs_uncle 1

I'm sure you had already eaten half a chicken, a large pepperoni pizza and two moon pies when she texted you! YDI, get your fat ass off the couch and exercise!

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BugsBunny1 4

I find it strange that you assume he ate that much, and then insult him based on your assumptions! OP never even specified that he WAS actually eating!

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_streets_ 19

Well don't be a little bitch next time and answer the damn question properly.

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_streets_ 19

Well don't be a little bitch next time and answer the damn question properly.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

then what? o.o

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bighurt86 0

she cuda said sumthing else but obviously all u do is eat.

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KRS_13 0

...so what were you doing?

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CateXOX 0

At least she didn't say masturbating. You know it's the truth.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

she knows you the best! you are probably a huge fat bastard.

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silverstream20 20

I love it how everyone assumes the op is fat and insulting him for all you know the gf could be just being bitchy or making a joke

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ShelbyyCakess 0

time for you to go on a diet? fyl.

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muffinlizzie 7

So? That's what my guy and I are always doing when we talk to each other (eating). It doesn't mean you're fat (unless you are, you be the judge of that). Anyway we eat constantly and I'm about 5'2" yet I don't even weigh 100 and he's 5'8" and just about as skinny as I am. And hey on the bright side at least she didn't say masturbating.

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