By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 10:13 - United States

Today, I found out that some men think it's OK to clip their fingernails at the table, in a restaurant, on a first date. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

At least he wasn't using a Pedegg on his feet and dumping the shavings into the food.

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VirtuallyUnbreak 0

Wow men go to such lengths to show disinterest.

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least he wasn't using a Pedegg on his feet and dumping the shavings into the food.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Bahahahaha my boyfriend actually threatened to replace our grated Parmesan cheese with Ped-Egg shavings after I pulled a prank on him. Mmmm. Feet. Tasty?

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polico_wolf 0

on the advert they dump the shavings into a saucepan

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polico_wolf 0

they throw the shavings into a saucepan in the advert

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VirtuallyUnbreak 0

Wow men go to such lengths to show disinterest.

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youthink_fml 0

No, not some men - this man. And what do you expect in redneck South Carolina?

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The_Pleb 0

Yeah lol what do you actually expect of a man living in America???? Nothing haha

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Veritas143 0

For every insult I see about an American Guy..I shall kill you.

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captain_soggy 0

yeah, you're right, we're all just socially handicapped buffoons here.

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sweetjeebus 0

LOL #3! That is just gross! I dated a guy that smelled them after he was done. We didn't date long after that!

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Jewelofagal 2

You didn't date long?! You actually dated him some after that?

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darryaz 9

I'm guessing there won't be a 2nd date?

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perdix 29

Did he want you to complete the mani-pedi? On the second date, he plans to trim his nose hairs. I'd try to make that a date that doesn't involve food.

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fragmite 1

I'm guessing he was trying to gross you out so there wouldn't be a second date.

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Erindub 0

You should've started picking your nose abd eating it

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