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By unwanted - 11/08/2009 20:31 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML

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You deserved it 6 581

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 11:01 - United States - Livonia

Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML

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You deserved it 137

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By unlovedd - 22/03/2009 05:45 - United States

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You deserved it 4 716

By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 198

You deserved it 1 005

By Dariya - 13/02/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 707

You deserved it 4 724

By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By Vahootie - 03/03/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, my parents refused to visit me at college because "the flights are too expensive." They are currently shopping for a new car to replace my mother's two-year-old Porsche. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 905

You deserved it 4 064

Self-confessed dumbass

By Byepax - 06/03/2015 14:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 102

You deserved it 45 971

Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 392

You deserved it 104

By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 341

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 08:52 - Australia

Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML

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2cool4you 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:14

thats something mine would say

mosarmini 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:17

Well take a hint xD

Comments

Crazy_FMLer 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 8:37

definatelywierd 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 8:46

cold moms, colder cash

ak7987 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:37

fymom

Manon_fml 2

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:49

and never be able to get a visum to anywhere every again? oh yeah, that's a GREAT idea ETA: this was a reply to #105

Pixelle_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 11:32

She probably meant she would buy you a one way ticket and pay for the other ticket at the end of the year? That is what I would do if I was going far away from home...