Love, Awkward and Transportation: Felt cute, might delete myself later

Felt cute, might delete myself later

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 19:31 - United States

Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said, "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said, "Now I know why." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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Charity

By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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Humblebrag?

By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Wowseriously - 18/09/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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TASagent 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:16

YDI for demanding a free car wash because you're boinking an employee. Talk about a sense of entitlement.

SS60 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

ouch, he's a dick. FYL

Comments

xxRedxRosexx 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:14

aww thats harsh, id prbs cry too dnt listen to him i hope ur bf beat the crap outta him!

elmyra_duff 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:15

why would you request a free car wash just because your boyfriend works there?

TASagent 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:16

YDI for demanding a free car wash because you're boinking an employee. Talk about a sense of entitlement.

Honda288 2

Monday 14 March 2011 4:14

Your comment made me laugh. Nobody says "boinking" anymore. haha

crystal122208 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:17

your boyfriend is an asshole but you deserve it for trying to get a free car wash just cause you know someone who works there

gatorsxrule 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:22

YDI FOR BEING A FLAMINGO

teehee520 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:23

YDI for basically using your boyfriend.

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:27

Never date a Greg, lol. EVERY Greg I've ever known has been an asshole! hahahaha anyway, you deserve it for choosing such an asshole for a boyfriend. If you don't want this shit, eliminate him from your life (and I mean dump him, not kill him). Gawd, too many ******* "my boyfriend is an asshole, but I'm stupid so I'm still with him" posts lately. When you submit, the ****** site says they aim for variety. Right... These get so old. *YAWN*

LemonFairy 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:27

I love you!

BLNovelist 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:28

Wow, you all took this one way too seriously. I'd probably do the same thing just to be funny - and then cheer if I actually got it, even if I hadn't actually intended on that. Anyway - confront your boyfriend, and report that asshole for saying that. Girlfriend of an employer or not, that is not good for business when they say shit like that.

dramakat11 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:35

#26 that is a totally ****** up, unfunny joke to make. You would really say that to someone? People with cruel senses of humor like that really bother me. :-(

Agrajagged 3

Friday 7 August 2009 5:13

... And you're the overly sensitive one. Your issue is that you can't differentiate between a joke, insult or constructive criticism - it's an essential skill to possess if you ever want to live a happy life. If the above sentence bothered or offended you, you have plenty of work to do.