Food, Gross and Health: Fermentation

Fermentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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Same thing different taste

By XxmegaronixX - 25/06/2016 04:55 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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Donut eat this

By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 21:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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Good tasting

By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert

Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML

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Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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PlutoSA 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:24

I predict a sudden, violent bowel movement in your near future.

drakem 7

Monday 20 September 2010 16:20

what a fail

Comments

fullmetalshrimp 0

Monday 20 September 2010 20:53

Why don't people look at things BEFORE they insert them into their mouths and at least stop to check the expiration date? YDI.

cadeau_fml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:01

ydi for not checking the package first!

fmlx1211 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:09

how does tht happen?

ColdGold 6

Monday 20 September 2010 21:12

Delicious white powder doughnuts? (Those aren't even good.)

And_Jelly 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:15

Better go to the doctor because you just ate a bunch of bacterium.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 20 September 2010 21:24

"Bacterium" is the singular, so you should say "a bunch of bacteria" which is the plural. But mold isn't even bacteria; it's fungus. Your post sucks. You fail both science and English forever.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 20 September 2010 21:57

I always heard/saw "culture" used (interchangably with "colony") to denote a colony of bacteria that was deliberately grown, like in a Petri dish. The word "bacteria" is simply the plural of "bacterium". I demonstrate the usage of all: "I took a swab of bacteria from YOUR MOM'S cooch, and started a culture for future study".

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 20 September 2010 22:11

Sounds like my idea of a good time.

fynn7kill 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:36

How retarded can you get?

Igor_g5 0

Monday 20 September 2010 21:43

You don't look at it before you eat it? dumbfuck.

welderchick87 0

Monday 20 September 2010 22:29

Didn't you think it was weird that the donuts were (most likely) rock hard when you picked them up?

doofinsmurf 0

Monday 20 September 2010 23:13

idiot.

BoyBeyond 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:00

That is nasty you got to be a disgusting slob of a person to not know hey those donuts aren't good. Also now i really can go for some of those white powdered and chocolate dohnuts. DAMN