Fertiliser

By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife found out when I’m super busy with work and can’t be bothered to walk upstairs for a pee, I just pee into a bottle and empty it out the window onto the grass. I get it’s sorta gross but the way she was yelling you’d have think I took a shit on the drive in full view of the neighbours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 83
You deserved it 1 353

Same thing different taste

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No, not "sort of gross", it's disgusting. You're a grown man with a wife and you can't make it upstairs?

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BrizBurry 10

I mean ur still a heathen. just use the bathroom before it gets bad fr. gunna destroy your badder in the long run if you're waiting till it's bottled pee level

I don't blame her one bit. If you were my husband you'd be kicked out. Behave like an animal, live like one - go outside and stay out. Seriously, there is no excuse for this. No one can be so busy they can't take a few minutes to use a toilet like a normal person. You're disgusting.